1. cassjaytuck:

    what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

    (via fake-mermaid)

     

  2. in court

    1. judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
    2. me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
    3. my lawyer: same
    4. me: same
    5. judge: same
    6. police: same
    7. obama: same
     

  3. snapchatting:

    God liked Saturn so he put a ring on it. :) haha only Christian astronauts will get this one!

    (Source: snapchatting, via barack-obottm)

     

  4. beyoncempire:

    when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u

    image

    (Source: beyoncempire, via unescapable)

     

  5. relush:

    i love sleeping. it’s the only time when you can escape reality.

    (via hotboyproblems)

     
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  9. incumtax:

    so gooooood

    (via sorelatable)

     

  10. teencry:

    my self-esteem on a scale of 1-10 is -4

    (via barack-obottm)

     
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  12. (Source: xerocage, via barack-obottm)

     

  13. collar:

    how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets

    (via sorelatable)

     

  14. baelor:

    SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

    LIVE IN A HOUSE

    (via armadillo)

     
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